If we were having coffee, I’d offer you a candy to go along with it. Tonight I allowed myself to splurge a bit and buy some Wint-O-Green Lifesavers, which is something I should not have done. They are so good, but oh so bad at the same time. Won’t you be bad with me and help me get rid of these things before I rot the teeth slam outta my mouth?
Okay, maybe they’re not that bad, but I seem to have a problem with them. The problem being that it’s hard for me to quit them. Most days I can walk past with hardly a look back, but they got me tonight. Cleverly placed there in the aisle where I could see them, darn you Kroger, and your sneaky product placement!